Wednesday, February 25, 2009

My life will be complete again!

We might get more Futurama!

Billy West has stated that Fox is considering a 6th season, due to the strong DVD sales.

This is the moment I've been waiting for. I've had this empty space in my life- the DVD releases have almost filled it, but the prospect of Futurama back on tv? Mein Gott, I'm going into a Happy-coma.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Omg that Tongue!

Well, we all know Eliza Dushku is uber hot, and who wouldn't want to see that? But mix it with some Joss Whedon humor and a little bit of alien insanity and you've got this funny, sexy, all around awesome Dollhouse promo.

No imbedding allowed, so here's the link.

Mmmmm. You're Welcome.

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It makes me laugh, it makes me cry.

I love this, but I'm also so profoundly hurt and offended by it.

Here's Star Wars Retold by someone who's never seen it.

Deeefinitely good for a laugh.

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P.S.... Nuclear Wessels

Friday, February 20, 2009

Oh Hell No!

I just saw a commercial that was a worse attrocity than that car one with the horrible cover of Space Oddity.

I just witnessed a gatorade commercial that not only used Monty Python and the Holy Grails music, but tried to immitate them as well.

What the hell? Do they think we are going to start liking Gatorade because they ripped off Monty Python? I am so sick of corporations trying to steal what's indy, uncool or obscure in order to get themselves the same kind of cred? Oh yeah, I just said cred. Enjoy it.

Anyways, if things keep going down this path, I'm going to be very angry, and you won't like me when I'm angry.

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Brilliant Watchmen marketing

I don't know who's idea this was, but I do want to shake their hand. With Watchmen coming out so soon, well it's pretty much everywhere. Including in your pants.

Yep, they're marketing Watchmen Condoms.

So if this is a Doc Manhatten inspired one, it makes you wonder what the Rorshach would look like.

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I've always felt the opposite, actually...

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... Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants.

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

WowShaman!

I hope you appreciate this Ctrl+Alt+Del.

You see that? The WoW Shamen doesn't give a shit!


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Into the Wild Green Yonder


Just a reminder- New Futurama on Tuesday!!! And I do have to say, despite the new films fluctuating in quality, Futurama is never the less Futurama, and I love it unconditionally. This should be the last film though, which means I'm going to have to say goodbye all over again. Tears will be shed, it won't be pretty. Aaaanyways, I should perhaps link you to a Futurama related story, photo, perhaps a trailer but instead, here's a demotivational poster. You're Welcome.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Swords don't need reloading

That's right, ladies and gents.

Dead Rising 2 has been announced.

I've gotta say, I'm a very happy girl right now. So to kill two birds with one stone- those who don't learn from Zombie history are doomed to repeat it.

Max Brooks has a new book called The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded attacks.

Check out this video previewing it.

For those of you who have read The Zombie Survival Guide, this just looks to be a more detailed, graphic novel version. Which looks fantastic.

No new developments on the World War Z movie as far as I can tell. It's ok, I'm sure I'll be getting the call any day now ;)

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Another Great Video

So my computer and I sadly got seperated for a few days. I promise it won't happen again.

In new and exciting news, we have another wonderful viral video, brought to us via the New Frontiersman. I don't enjoy this as much as the last one, but I can say that I hope there is more to come.

Friday, February 6, 2009

The Worst use of a Bat'Leth



I think most Klingons out there would be ashamed right now. Apparently, a man robbed two 7-Elevens on wednesday using a Bat'Leth (A Klingon weapon, seen to the left).

Read more here.

I really hope he at least shouted Qapla as he left...

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Edit: Ok, I have to be honest, I posted this preemptively. I examined the picture in the article (which I didn't notice to be there at first) and this doesn't look like any Bat'leth I've ever seen. Sure, the original ones were much more rugged, sort of spikier- but the general shape and preportion have stayed the same. This is wayyyy to small, the grips look very wrong, as does the overall shape (in terms of smoothness, roundness, etc). Maybe the image distorts this, or maybe it's an interpretation or homemade version? Or maybe they pegged this one wrong. Not to sure :(

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Most Amayzing Clock Ever!!!

This is the most amayzing thing of my life actually. I don't know how I'm living without one. It's a clock. It's also shaped like a little pig. Oh, also it COOKS YOU BACON WHEN YOU WAKE UP!!! You can wake up every morning to freshly cooked, delicious, warm, crispy, bacon!

Prepare to be amayzed.

I need one. Now. Great gift idea.

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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Two Awesome Trailers

So, just to be a bit of a tease, here are trailers for some awesome looking movies that I definitely can't wait for.

First off, we have G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra




It looks pretty sick- although slightly hollywood. But I've come to terms with that. It's rare for a movie based on something geeky, obscure or original to remain that way, but that's what it takes to market it to a wide audience. And hey, throw in some kick-ass explosions, and I can't complain.

So far, all I know about the movie is that our boys are fighting Destro, and the Baroness is looking hotter than ever. For the record, I'm completely unsure about the casting. We'll see... But basically I know nothing. And I like it that way.


Secondly, we have Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
(Is it just me or are all titles starting to sound alike?)



The special effects, and transformations look good as ever. Again, I don't know much, nor do I want to. And no, I have not been freezing the trailer frame by frame, trying to figure out which bots they're reintroducing and which ones they've brought it... Yep, definitely haven't. I know no sploits.

As a rule, I've taken to trying to not discover too many sploits about movies I'm looking forward to, so unfortunately, I'm not going to be presenting you with too much movie news, but I encourage you to do the same. Let yourself be surprised in theaters. You just might like it.

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Win!

Uber Win

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