Montana instead!

Ok, maybe I take it back. As great as boston would be, I can survive anywhere (with a little help from Max Brooks).

So intead, I think I'm going to move to Montana cause cops there freaking rock!

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Boston is now the safest city in the world

As part of my zombie plan, I'm now planning on moving to Boston.

Tweets from the Boston Polie Force.

Also, the Boston Police Force is on twitter? Wow

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There's a soup kitchen in my pants

So I know these aren't that new or anything, but I had to throw this out there, Day Job Orchestra with Happy in Paraguay.

Now, It's funnier after you watch it a few times, I highly encourage you do so. At first it's kind of like its raping the humor center of your brain, but once you start to enjoy it, oh baby.

Right, well without further ado...



Aaaaaaand...




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I don't know how they find these things...

Another great (albeit scary)article from cracked-

The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain

There's some weird shit that goes on out there, and cracked keeps us up to date on it all!

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3 Hole Punch

I'm appealing to the horrible person within you.

Cyanide and Happiness!

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Just click the link

Except for the fact that I firmly believe that chewie wouldn't waste his time with this bullshit, totally hilarious article.

Star Wars Status Updates

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This makes my life

So, I am frustrated on a frequent basis by a problem that I feel has plagued our society for years. Our constant inability to spontaneously rock out.

Thankfully, the miracle workers over at thinkgeek have solved all of our problems.

With more of these in the world... Well lets just going to say its going to start being a better place.

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40 New Species Discovered

So in a crater in Papua New Guinea, they have discovered some new and interesting species of animals. The least of which is a giant ("well fed cat" size) wolly rat.

Read the Full Story here.

Make sure to check out the photo gallery, which includes an iridescent beetle, a rediculously hairy caterpillar and a cleverly disguised spider.

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Sith Babies!

Well this would save us from that awkward "Nooo" moment...


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So this is what bliss feels like

Ch-ch-check it out. New futurama!!! 26 more episodes to be exact. I think I'm the happiest girl in the world right now.

More details here


So what we have learned, yet again, is that Fox is bullshit and that people love Matt Groening.... and alcoholic robots.

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